What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:24
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Are fanservice-y characters (i.e. Lara Croft, Tifa Lockhart) immediately bad?
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
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